As Cardinals convene at the Vatican to pick a new pope, Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham has floated a candidate that has the internet mocking him: President Donald Trump.
This week, Trump spoke with reporters outside the White House and joked that he should be the next person to wear the papal hat. “I’d like to be pope,” he said. “That would be my number one choice.”
While most of social media roasted him for his comments, it sparked adoration from his MAGA base, including on-and-off Trump supporter Graham, who called the president a “dark horse candidate.”
“I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope,” Graham captioned his post on X on Tuesday that included the clip of Trump. “This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!”
Graham added, “The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!”
The pope has to be a baptized Catholic man, and all modern popes have been chosen from the College of Cardinals, which means that, despite Graham’s desire to see Trump sitting in the papal chair, the president wouldn’t qualify since he has called himself a nondenominational Christian, The Independent reports.
While Graham clearly thinks Trump would make a great leader of the Catholic Church, other politicians think it’s an outrageous assertion. Republican Meghan McCain told Graham to “get a grip” on X (formerly Twitter), and Democratic National Committee Vice Chair Malcolm Kenyatta called out Graham for being a bootlicker. “Can we send a rescue party? I’ve never seen a person so far up someone’s ass,” he posted.
But it was everyday Americans on social media who made the most hilarious jokes at Trump’s expense. Someone joking that Graham was attempting to score a spot as an “altar boy” and another person quipping "What does this man have on you?" will have you cackling.
Keep scrolling to see the funniest reactions to Graham sucking up to Trump!
"BREAKING: Lindsey Graham open to idea of Trump becoming Pope, also open to idea of Lindsey Graham becoming altar boy"
"See it was kinda funny when Trump said 'I should be the next Pope' but Lindsey Graham slobbering all over Trump's knob ruined the joke completely..."
"He's not even Catholic!"
"Lindsey Graham, then and now. Exhibit A in what Trump did to the Republican Party."
"I think it’s time for another flood"
"Is it possible to bankrupt a church!?"
"Today, Trump said his 'number one choice' is to be the next Pope. This is the guy who couldn’t name a single Bible verse."
"JD Vance receives his medal for a successful mission at the Vatican. Trump will apply to be the new Pope tomorrow."
"Trump at the Pope’s funeral: 'A lot of people are saying I would've been a better pope - frankly, the best.'”
"@LindseyGrahamSC is excited to hear that Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope.” Does Graham have a brainworm? Seriously… WTAF"
"This is not, I repeat not, how I massage Trump's prostate. This is."
"It’s gonna be orange smoke and it’s gonna come from the outhouse."
"Lindsey Graham has said some weird shit and kissed Trump's arse repeatedly throughout this nightmare decade, but this Pope tweet WTAF?!? Lindsey done lost what was left of his damn mind!!!"
"BREAKING: The Vatican now taking applications via Truth Social. Pope MAGA the First is expected to pass a new commandment: “Thou shalt grovel and tithe $500K for Mar-a-Lago miracles.” Lindsey Graham seen auditioning for Holy Waterboy. God help us all."
"Seriously, Linds, what does this man have on you? First you hated him & the thought of him being the president made you sick. Now you are pimping out his Pope fantasy?!"
"Lindsey Graham thinks Donald Trump would make a good pope."
"Yes, this a real post on Lindsey Graham's timeline. Remember when people freaked at the thought of JFK becoming president because he was Catholic and they thought he'd beholden to the pope? Now these idiots actually want Trump to be pope. Unbelievable."
"I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Catholic cardinals are not going to elect a twice-divorced, non-Catholic as Pope. In related news, Lindsey Graham is not a serious person."